March 2012
meatmodel:
hannahalbus:
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
i went to reblog this and then i was like
no, I don’t actually do this
I get my essays done early and do a great job on them.
then why did you reblog it
Anything you can acquire is only another thing you’ll lose.
– Chuck Palahniuk (via abasa)
February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
Reality: Passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is, or what the last meal you ate was, with no homework done.